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- Coming back from Costco with an enormous bottle of 409 that will probably take years to use up and then, when you try to find a place to put it, finding another identical bottle already in the cupboard.
- Not being able to ever again find that one brand of underwear that, in retrospect, was really, really comfortable.
- Having four fan settings in your car, but setting number three no longer works - and setting three is the setting that’s nice and strong but not really loud like the highest setting (#4). So you have to choose between a quiet setting that’s kind of wimpy (#2) or a setting that’s just too damn LOUD. I miss setting number 3, but not quite enough to have them rip open the dashboard to fix it.
- When you burn the roof of your mouth and you can feel the spot with your tongue because there’s kind of a bubble of loose skin that feels different than the rest of your mouth and it kind of hurts a little bit but you can’t stop running your tongue over it. Then the skin eventually peels a little bit and you can feel the peel of skin with your tongue and it drives you crazy and it feels like it’s about 2 inches long until eventually you find yourself reaching in with your fingers and praying that it rips off cleanly. (Yeah, that’s kind of gross too.)
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25 Apr 2007 /
Humor, School
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28 Feb 2007 /
Humor, My Life
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